My Pitiful Attempts

I ran into 5 trees this week because I was so involved in this stupid bird sitting in the tree next to my house making annoying noises while I was reading! So I decided to go outside and chase it around my front yard. Not the best idea on my part. Instead of chasing the bird (because it didn't move when I attempted to chase it) I decided to poke it with a stick. When I poked the bird it still didn't move so I got freaked out. I ended up running away yelling " Don't touch me this is my personal bubble go away!" I also ran into 5 trees on my pitiful attempt to run away. Once I back I realized the bird wasn't chasing me. Instead it was running away from me! I'm so smart aren't I! That is my life's story I hope you liked it.