My Pitiful Attempts

I ran into 5 trees this week because I was so involved in this stupid bird sitting in the tree next to my house making annoying noises while I was reading! So I decided to go outside and chase it around my front yard. Not the best idea on my part. Instead of chasing the bird (because it didn't move when I attempted to chase it) I decided to poke it with a stick. When I poked the bird it still didn't move so I got freaked out. I ended up running away yelling " Don't touch me this is my personal bubble go away!" I also ran into 5 trees on my pitiful attempt to run away. Once I back I realized the bird wasn't chasing me. Instead it was running away from me! I'm so smart aren't I! That is my life's story I hope you liked it.

Anti-bullying week

Have you ever noticed whenever "Anti-Bullying Week" rolls around everyone tends to bully more than usual? Well I have surveyed some people I know and asked them why they think this is happening. An anonymous source has told me this happens because kids like to look like rebels in front of the "in" crowd and some say they do it to impress girls/guys. Others say it seems to pop up more and more in "Anti-Bullying Week" because the pressure is on not to bully that people are more aware that they shouldn't be bullying that it just slips up right then and there. For example, two people got in a fist fight at my school over another guy flirting with another guy's so called girlfriend. No offence, but that is one of the stupidest things some guy could EVER do! But just like asking a kindergartner what the square root of pie multiplied by the area of a sky scraper... How should I know why! If you really want to know why this is a growing problem among schools ask a scientist! What do I look like a Doctor!

Hey people I am sick as a dog this week with a stomach virus so it's basically vomit galore! I'm am so sorry i haven't posted much the past few months but i'm back and I will be posting every Friday. Hopefully Robert Pattinson will marry me and i'll be better by tomorrow. peace!

My BFF's Brother

My bffs brother is just fine he got out of the hospital last week ! Oh! There is a new song you need to listen to its called "I wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With flowers in my hair)" It's a very good song and I'm sure you will like it!

I like pie!